Weekend Laughter
Filed under Jokes
Men & Women
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.’
Flattered, the man replies, ‘Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you’re still at fault…women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.’
The woman continues, ‘And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.’ She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, ‘Aren’t you having any?’
The woman replies, ‘No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…’
Peter Kay Jokes…
1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it I said “Thyroid Problem?”
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised the the Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don’t get on with my real ladder.
5) I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the renaissance.
6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the look out for 16 hardened criminals.
7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kind of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me’ and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
9) Sex is like bridge: if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’
11) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
12) You know that look that women get when they want sex? No, me neither.
13) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don’t understand, such as working for a living.
14) I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
15) Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
Happy Weekend!
Tags: funny, Jokes, Peter Kay, Peter Kay jokes
Apple iPad Revealed!
Finally after all these years of dragging on, Apple has unleashed the tablet called iPad. I know, the name may sound funny to some.
Cut to the chase; it looks like a much larger iPod Touch, with a 9.7 inch screen (LED backlit, IPS technology), which makes use of the same multitouch technology found on the iPhone, Magic Mouse and trackpads.
The OS has full touch support and an on-screen QWERTY keyboard, and an accelerometer, built in Wi-Fi and 3G. The device has a home button, volume rocker and a mute button, similar to the iPhone. Not to forget, it’s powered by Apple’s propretory 1GHz processor chip.
The iPad will come in 16, 32 and 64GB at for $499, $599, and $699, respectively- this will be the Wi-Fi only version. Apple will be retailing a version that includes both Wi-Fi and a 3G wireless modem built in, which will be available worldwide sooner or later. The retail price will also be higher at $629 (16GB), $729 (32GB), and $829 (64GB).
Watch the video below to get more info:
Apple’s ‘Latest Creation’ Event Tonight
Filed under Tech
Not covering it live, can’t afford to do so since it’s a weekday. But then again, I’ll probably be able to post on it by tomorrow, hopefully!
Just so you know, the rumoured launches would include the infamous Apple Tablet, updated iTunes, updated Macbook Pros, new iLife, among others.
Nokia X6 and N900 Coming to Malaysia
Filed under Tech
Good news for Nokia fans!
The flagship N900 and the media powerhouse X6 have been announced for Malaysia.
No details as to any official ‘formal’ launch on the N900, but the X6 party is slated for this Friday (open for everyone), and you can buy the phone for merely RM66. Head over to Nokia Malaysia’s site for more info.
Retail Price for the X6 is RM2100, whereas the N900 goes for RM2500 supposedly.
Nokia X6, E72 and N86 Reviews Coming Soon!
My take on the brand new Nokia X6, E72, and N86 will be published as soon as I get the time – in the coming weeks, that’s for sure!
R.I.P. the Sultan of Johore, Sultan Iskandar Ibni Almarhum Sultan Ismail
Filed under Malaysia
The Sultan of Johore, Sultan Iskandar Ibni Almarhum Sultan Ismail, passed away at the Puteri Specialist Hospital here at 7.08pm. May his soul rest in peace.
He was a very strict, yet soft-hearted person, worthy of remembrance; thanks to his leadership through the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
Respond to Haiti Quake
Filed under World
January 12: a 7.0 magnitude earthquake struck Haiti, as we all know. If you’d like to offer help, please head over to the below pages.
1. Google Crisis Response #Haiti
http://www.google.com/relief/haitiearthquake/index.html
2. UNICEF Malaysia 2010 Haiti Earthquake Children’s Appeal
https://www.supportunicefmalaysia.org/emergency/index.php
or via bank transfer, Maybank Acc no: 514329427587
An Early Glimpse at 2010-2011 Symbian OS
Filed under Tech, Visual Graphics & Images
For people who use current Nokia touch screen phones, you and I both know how miserable the interface is; full of irregularities, inconsistencies, inefficiency, etc. So here comes the time to revamp, with the launch of the new Symbian OS, slated for 2nd quarter of this year.
Here’s some preview images to quench your thirst of waiting for these said phones:
Eye-candy eh? I see some resemblance to Maemo, which is good. Head over here to read the original PDF document from Nokia.
DiGi’s Customer Service
Me: My 3G’s not getting any signal for 3 hours now!
DiGi: Sorry sir, there’s no coverage in your area…
Me: But I’ve been using for weeks! Reception and speed have been good!
DiGi: There’s no coverage in your area, that’s why you’ve not been receiving 3G today.
Me: Wah??
Just found this hilarious; my own experience last week:D
I think the conversation could go on indefinitely if I continued. LMAO..
Living a Lie: BMW Logo Not Based on Spinning Propeller!
Filed under Automotive
Ask any automotive enthusiasts what the BMW logo is supposed to depict and you’ll likely hear a spinning propeller blade set against a blue sky background. That answer is universally accepted but, as it turns out, is completely wrong.
Thanks to a trip to the BMW Museum in Munich, The New York Times discovered the BMW logo is actually based on the colors of the Free State of Bavaria, not a spinning airplane propeller. As it turns out, the association between the logo and an airplane propeller stems from a 1929 advertisement – a full 12 years after the logo was trademarked.
“The design was not in any way connected with aircraft engines or propellers,” according to a history published on BMW Motorrad UK. “The idea that the blue and white had anything to do with spinning propellers comes from a 1929 advertisement, which featured aircraft with the image of the roundel in the rotating propellers.”
The BMW logo was actually created in 1917 as a tribute to the Free State of Bavaria. However, at the time it was illegal to use national symbols in commercial trademarks, hence the opposite order of the white and blue quadrants.
So that’s the story. From now on, don’t believe everything you read about logos and brands. LOL.
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